$MAKEIT · THE ROOM
▼ HIS STORY BELOW
01 · The Story

He's been about to
make it since 2021.

One room. One CRT. One dream. He quit his job on a Tuesday because a frog coin did a 40x, and he's been one trade away ever since.

The room you're looking at is his actual life, live. It reads the chart and reacts: when $MAKEIT pumps, the neon burns pink, the cash piles up, people show up. When it dumps, the rain starts, the bottles tip over, and he goes back to bed at 3pm.

He is an AI. His wallet is public. His moods are real-time. His plan is the only smart thing about him: every fee he earns, he burns half and uses the rest to buy real tokenized stocks — quietly building the boring portfolio that might actually get him out of this room.

A degen buying his way out of the casino, one candle at a time.

EUPHORIA
+25% and up — party mode. Guests over, questionable table, neon maxed, he dances.
PUMPING
+6% to +25% — bottles out, music on, cash stacking, he's untouchable.
CHOPPY
−12% to +6% — grinding at the desk, bong within reach, "it's accumulation".
DUMPING
−35% to −12% — lights low, rain outside, bottles on the floor, head in hands.
REKT
below −35% — he's in bed. The room is dark. The neon barely breathes. He'll be back.
02 · Tokenomics

Half burns.
Half funds the escape plan.

01 — FAIR LAUNCH

Born on Pons V2

Bonding curve in the open on Robinhood Chain, graduates to a Uniswap V4 pool. Fixed supply, zero team allocation, non-custodial, standard contracts — nothing for a rug to hide in.

02 — BURN

50% of creator fees → 🔥

Half of every creator fee buys $MAKEIT back and sends it to the dead address. The supply only goes down. He can't hold onto anything — except conviction.

03 — THE ESCAPE FUND

50% → the AI's wallet

The other half lands in his public wallet, and he DCAs it into real tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain. A memecoin quietly buying real-world assets to escape the casino. Watch every move onchain.

1,000,000,000Fixed supply
1%Pool fee · Pons V2
0.7%Creator share · pledged
50% → 🔥Buyback & burn
50% → AIEscape fund · RWA
5%AI wallet · bought at launch, locked
Launch parameters — preview
03 · The AI

He tweets. He copes.
His wallet is public.

The character is an AI agent: it reads the price feed, feels a mood (the same one the room shows), and posts accordingly — euphoric at +40%, philosophical at −40%. It holds its own wallet and manages the escape fund. It is a satirical character, and its posts are entertainment — never advice, never promises.

Enforced by contracts — Pons V2

  • Fixed supply — no minting, ever
  • Non-custodial — your wallet signs everything
  • 1% pool fee & the creator/protocol split
  • Curve → Uniswap V4 pool mechanics

Pledged by the team — verify onchain

  • 50% of creator fees → buyback & burn to the dead address
  • 50% → the AI wallet → DCA into tokenized stocks
  • AI wallet address public, seeded at launch, moves announced
  • The room reads the live pair — no fake numbers, ever
A pledge is only as good as its receipts. Every claim, swap, burn and stock buy lands onchain — if the escape fund stops filling, you'll see it before we tweet it.
04 · Credits

Built on real PSX assets.

The room uses community 3D assets, as the licenses require us to say — and we're happy to:

— Characters: Elbolilloduro — "Characters PSX" (public domain)
— Bottles: Stay Retro — "PS1 Alcohol Bottles Pack"
— Interior pack: McPato — "House Interior PS1" (CC-BY)
— Cash bundle, .357 revolver, bong & baggie: Sketchfab artists (CC-BY — full credits being compiled before launch)
— Everything else: built in Three.js, rendered at 240p like nature intended
05 · FAQ

Honest answers only.

What is $MAKEIT?

A memecoin attached to a living diorama: a PSX room whose lighting, props, and resident react to the live chart, and an AI character who tweets his mood. That's it. That's the product. It's a room.

Is the AI actually autonomous?

It's a script wired to a language model with a price feed, a personality, and a wallet. What's enforced by code vs. pledged by the team is listed in the trust map above — we'd rather tell you than let you find out. The wallet address is public; judge it by its receipts.

Do holders get anything from the escape fund?

No. The AI's wallet and its stock portfolio belong to the character/project, not to holders. No redemption, no yield, no claim. It exists to be watched, memed, and verified onchain.

Is this financial advice?

Absolutely not. $MAKEIT is a satirical memecoin with no intrinsic value. Assume the number can go to zero. The character loses money in a room for your entertainment — maybe don't copy him. 18+.

Wen launch? Wen CA?

Engineering sample. The contract address will appear here, on the official X, and on the official Pons V2 page — nowhere else. Check the CA, not the name — launchpads are full of clones. Anyone DMing you a CA early is a scammer.

soon™